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Willy Wonka's House Of Doom!


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Hello, this is Willy Wonka. I'm a psycho! I prey on the innocent and the weak, like obese children...and old men. And then I take them up in my wonkavator and then we run out of air and chocolate and then we die!

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That's me, putting addictive substances in my candy!

Are you mentally challenged? NO? Good! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA. As you can see, I'm mentally unstable! Oh....OH no, my oompa loompas are revolting! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Puncture wounds!

My site is only for those interested in eating chocolate and getting obese....yes, chocolate is really bad for your complexion... you sick little ferret puke.Insults are funny, no more mister nice chocolate dude!

 

It's True!